That hangover remedy did not work !!!!!!!!
I’ve got the best owners… my own leather sectional and a throw pillow that looks and smells just like me!
Aw I love my new buddy he’s a wonderful pillow!!
I give up!! He has outgrown me by leaps and bounds.
– “Hey Liberty, should we let the cat in?”
–”Nah, Justice. It’s raining cats outside. Let him have some fun.”
We have such a rough life…..
I can haz haemorrhoid cream now?
I wonder if I roll him off the couch will he wake up and eat me.
Told ya we didnt need to steal daddy’s homemade koolaide
Damn daddy and his homemade koolaide
“shhhhhhhh,,,,, dont nobody wake up my pillow”
Stay down, Buddy! I got your back!!
Ill be glad when payday gets here.Need some biscuits.
This has got to be the lumpiest body pillow ever!
Share the couch…my ass!
too pooped to poop
What are you looking at i run this bitch! well at least while she’s asleep
How many home made peanut butter dog biscuits did you eat!!
We’re so tired! We worked like dogs today, prepping.